The lessons that we discover from funny quotes
Is there an instance when you caught yourself staring at blank space while your mind is wandering elsewhere? You may be wondering out of the blue, what you will become five to ten years from now. I myself have been imagining some very strange things lately. Sometimes thinking like this makes me sad, other times it makes me happy. It usually depends on how I see myself in the future. I have gathered some funny quotes about life that I think most people my age would find to be applicable to the situation they are currently in. Here are these quotes.
“A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error.” Dennis Miller
If you have worked for different employers, attended lots of seminars and training and your life is not improving, then it is quite easy to think that you are going nowhere. You have to take a second look at what’s going on with your life as there are lots of people who have only spent a few months or years and are now promoted and savoring the sweet taste of their success. The key ingredient of success is not the length of work experience, the degree that you obtained or the skills that you are quiet but your attitude towards your work, how you conduct yourself. In spite of so many years of working if you have not come to love your job and you are simply working for the sake of working, then you just might be missing out on something special.
“Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.” Murphy’s Law.
In life, what is essential is invisible to the eye. There are things that we don’t need proof of. It is simply because we have blind faith. We simply believe that the heavenly bodies exist even if we don’t get to touch them and that’s how we can realize our dreams. They may be unreachable at first but if we continue believing, continue to push towards the goals and dreams, they will inevitably come true. Believe in your dreams and you will see them.
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
We can’t always get what we really want but there are always options and all we have to do is look around for them. Life has many gifts to offer but we have to be resourceful and keen enough in trying to discover exactly where they are hiding.
Opportunities will never come our way unless we work hard to get them. We are given lots of options and just because we don’t get to have the life the way we planned it to be, does not mean that we fail. It only means that there is a better opportunity ahead of us. These funny quotes about life tell us that life has many things to offer if we only look that little bit further.
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